Cook log · Sheet 3 of 4 · Smoke & Ruin Records

Disqualified

1996 · Smoke & Ruin Records · 8 tracks

Named after the events of May 1995. The judges' letter is reproduced on the inner sleeve in full. The band added no comment.

1. 01Disqualified3:22
   Words, as printed on the inner sleeve

   Riverfront in May, and the shoulder went on at six
   Our site between a sponsor tent and the river
   Hickory in the firebox and the amps up on the deck
   We hit the first chord at seven and we never quit
   
   Two-twenty-five all night, and Lu wrote it down
   Every hour on the hour, the same number in the log
   The box went to the tent at noon, not a minute late
   And the letter came at four
   
   Disqualified
   For unsportsmanlike conduct
   Disqualified
   For the band on the trailer deck
   They never said a word about the shoulder
   Disqualified
   
   It is the ruling of this committee
   That amplified music while cooking
   Constitutes unsportsmanlike conduct
   Three names at the bottom, and nothing about the meat
   
   No appeal
   The rep's word is final
   Lu said the shoulder was right
   And the shoulder was right
   So we framed the letter
   And we loaded out at midnight
   
   Disqualified
   For unsportsmanlike conduct
   Disqualified
   For the band on the trailer deck
   They never said a word about the shoulder
   Best thing that ever happened to us
   Disqualified

2. 02Unsportsmanlike Conduct3:40
3. 03Blind Judging4:05
4. 04Turn-In Box2:51
5. 05The Rule Book3:18
6. 06Appeal Not Filed3:57
7. 07Load-Out at Midnight4:29
8. 08Riverfront5:44